The Bored Blog
|Windows 8 is Awesome |
I love Windows 8. I think Windows 8 is awesome. Shock! Horror! How could I say such a thing? Well, I was wrong about Windows 8. I read all the whining blog posts on the Internet "THE START BUTTON WAHHHH!!!!". Look, bros. Everything is going to be okay. The Start menu doesn't bother me. Yes, there is no Start Shutdown or Start Sleep Hibernate whatever. You can make a shortcut for shutdown if you are particularly savvy. or you just know how to use Google. Microsoft is going to add Shutdown Sleep Hibernate whatever back to the Start menu in their next update.
By the way, did you know that Windows 8 uses less RAM than Windows 7? You better believe it, son! How exactly is Windows 8 bad now? Oh, no gadgets in Windows 8. I didn't even use those in Windows Vista or Windows 7. Do I really need to know how many RAM is being used ALL THE TIME? I don't think so. I also know what day it is. I also know the time. It just seemed to me like the entire Internet is on a Windows 8 hatefest. I menu there are YouTube videos devoted to bashing Windows 8. That takes commitment. Try Windows 8. It really isn't as bad as the Internet makes it out to be. It really isn't bad period.
Should you upgrade to Windows 8 if you have 7? I really don't think that is worth it. New machine? Sure. Go right ahead.
posted on 2014-03-14
|Flappy Bird Sucks |
It needs to be said. Flappy birds sucks. It's probably the hardest video game I have ever played in my life. There's no music. Just the flapping sound effect and the sound you hear when you clear one of the pipe areas that appear to be stolen from Super Mario Brothers. I have only cleared 4 pipe areas. How on earth is this the best selling number one game in the App Store? I know Apple is telling the truth but I still find it hard to believe.
posted on 2014-02-08
|classy bro |
I am not very creative. Sometimes I struggle to come up with titles for my blog posts. Today's title is classy bro. When I think of the word classy I think of Anchorman. Stay classy, San Diego! I don't use the word bro very often. I probably only use it while I'm driving. Watch out, bro. Don't even think about it, bro. Nice move, bro. This is probably the most random blog post I have ever written!
posted on 2014-02-07
|Worst Super Bowl Ever Seattle Seahawks Denver Broncos |
Joke bowl burn bowl oops bowl whatever you would like to call it the seattle Seahawks Denver broncos Super Bowl was the worst Super Bowl I have ever seen in my life. Peyton Manning was horrible. Russell Wilson was amazing. Game over!
posted on 2014-02-02
|Health Savings Account and Massage |
I actually looked into this. You cannot use your health savings account (HSA) for a massage. Talk about an appropriate use of the first world problems meme pic!
posted on 2014-01-31
|Alexa Top 48000 |
Well, Wow Bored continues to move up! Wow Bored is now in the Alexa Top 48000 list of sites. I am getting tired of thanking the Academy so I guess I will thank the awesome people that go to this site every day. Thank you!
posted on 2014-01-11
|Alexa Top 49000 |
Moving on up! Wow Bored is now in the Alexa top 49,000 list of websites. Woo! Party!
posted on 2014-01-05
|help i accidentally build a shelf |
Bored? Okay, great! Go to Google and search for help I a...and the first result that comes up in the autocomplete dropdown is help i accidentally build a shelf. How hilarious! I'm sure this was discovered years ago but this is the first time that I have come across this. LOL. I think it's a little weird that the word build is used instead of built. Oh well.
posted on 2014-01-05
|Tweeting Sharks |
I just read about something that is absolutely brilliant. Tweeting sharks. Near Australia. That is right. Sharks that tweet. How does this work? 300 sharks have been tagged. If the shark is within half a mile of the beach, an alert is triggered, and a tweet is tweeted. Thanks, Twitter! It also gives information about the sharks' breed, location, and size.
posted on 2014-01-02
|Wow Bored is a place where you can share and discover cool links.|
These links are pretty awesome