Vegetables

Vegetables are healthy but they taste horrible. If you add ranch, blue cheese, or peanut butter to a vegetable, you make the experience less miserable but you're adding calories. A lose-lose situation. Carrots don't taste good. Peas don't taste good. Lettuce doesn't taste good. Celery doesn't taste good. I could go on and on. I just hate vegetables, plain and simple.

You should see me in line at Subway. I get to the veggie portion of the sandwich creation process and I say "no veggies" and the Subway employees always gives me a quizzical look. I confirm my lack of interest in all things vegetable related and continue on with my meat, cheese, and bread creation.