Why Bacon is Awesome

If you're visiting this page, you must love bacon. I love bacon, too. I was introduced to bacon at a young age. It probably some sort of pancakes, bacon, and eggs combination. Years later, I would discover one of the greatest things in the world: fast food breakfast. McDonald's. Burger King. Select Wendy's locations. It was at one of these locations that I was introduced to one of the greatest inventions in human history: the breakfast sandwich. A delicious combination of bacon, egg, cheese, and bread. What could I have possibly done to deserve something so wonderful?

Bacon is awesome because it's unhealthy. All these articles are out there that say bacon is so horrible. Since people say it's bad, that makes it appealing right off the bat. Bacon is awesome because it tastes amazing. There is no other food that you can compare it to. You will never hear someone say "Yeah, bacon, it tastes a lot like..." No. Bacon stands on its own without any comparison.